i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
