Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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