Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
