Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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