id be glad to
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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