i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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