yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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