The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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