i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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