I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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