Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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