i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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