She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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