would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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