this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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