90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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