I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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