do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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