Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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