If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He keeps bees of course he's weird
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
