Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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