Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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