I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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