quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
