So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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