Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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