Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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