And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
my god I love twenty year old dicks
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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