are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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