that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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