Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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