ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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