i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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