Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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