my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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