nutella sex= disaster
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
two words...techno handjob
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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