i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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