We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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