I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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