i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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