I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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