Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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