East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
my liver is dry heaving
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
