You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
