i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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