It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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