Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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