have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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