What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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