it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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