Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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