well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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