she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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